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Watch this space.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne charity is designated per cause — selected based on alignment with our core values of inclusion, awareness, empathy, and community — whether formally registered or not.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFeral as Fhawk™ collects and donates independently.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e💙 RESOURCES\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e(These organizations are listed for community support only — not as donation recipients.)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCanada:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.lupuscanada.org\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eLupus Canada\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.arthritis.ca\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eArthritis Society Canada\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/mecfsresearch.ca\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eME\/CFS Research Canada\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• \u003ca 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as Fhawk™ and donated independently.\u003cbr\u003e• Donation is not tax-deductible to the purchaser.\u003cbr\u003e• This product does not replace professional medical care.\u003cbr\u003e• If you are in crisis, please contact emergency services or call\/text 9-8-8.\u003cbr\u003e• Charitable partners are not affiliated with or endorsing this product.\u003cbr\u003e• All original designs and phrases are the intellectual property of Feral as Fhawk™.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🧥 PRODUCT DETAILS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester\u003cbr\u003e• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz\/yd² (271.25 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling\u003cbr\u003e• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord\u003cbr\u003e• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle\u003cbr\u003e• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex\u003cbr\u003e• Front pouch pocket\u003cbr\u003e• Double-needle 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