I Don't Have the Spoons for This BS™ | Unisex Tee | Feral as Fhawk™

Some days the spoons just aren't there — and this tee says it louder than you ever could.

Bold. Unapologetic. Chronically feral.

The I Don't Have the Spoons for This BS™ tee is for every spoonie who's done explaining, done performing, and done pretending they have energy they don't. Wear it like the battle flag it is. 🥄❌

This is part of the Feral Spoonie™ Collection — built by and for the chronically ill community. Because we deserve clothes that actually get it.

The tee:

• Unisex classic fit — relaxed, comfortable, true to size
• 100% cotton (Sport Grey: 90/10 cotton/poly | Ash Grey: 99/1 | Heather colours: 50/50)
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Taped neck and shoulders | Double seam at sleeves and hem
• Available in S–5XL

💙 GIVING BACK

$2.00 CAD from every sale goes toward supporting the chronic illness and spoonie community — before taxes, whether or not a formal partnership exists. Every time. No conditions.

One charitable organization will be designated for this product — we are currently finalizing our selection. Watch this space.

One charity is designated per cause — selected based on alignment with our core values of inclusion, awareness, empathy, and community — whether formally registered or not.

Feral as Fhawk™ collects and donates independently.

💙 RESOURCES

(These organizations are listed for community support only — not as donation recipients.)

• The Mighty — themighty.com — chronic illness community and storytelling
• Spoonie Sisters — spooniesistersnetwork.com — peer support for chronic illness
• Arthritis Society Canada — arthritis.ca
• ME/CFS Canada — mecfscanada.ca
• Fibromyalgia Canada — fibromyalgiacanada.com
• Crisis line: Call or text 9-8-8 (Canada, 24/7)

⚠️ DISCLAIMER

• This is an awareness and advocacy item — not medical advice.
• Not affiliated with or endorsed by any organization listed above.
• $2.00 CAD collected by Feral as Fhawk™ and donated independently.
• Donation is not tax-deductible to the purchaser.
• This product does not replace professional medical care.
• If you are in crisis, please contact emergency services or call/text 9-8-8.
• Charitable partners are not affiliated with or endorsing this product.
• All original designs and phrases are the intellectual property of Feral as Fhawk™.