{"product_id":"chronically-feral-throw-blanket","title":"Chronically Feral™ Throw Blanket","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the days when the couch is the whole plan. 🥊🐾\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSoft, warm, and boldly Chronically Feral™ — this throw blanket was made for the spoonies, the low-energy legends, and everyone who has earned the right to wrap themselves up and do absolutely nothing today. No guilt. No apologies. Just warmth and feral energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHorizontal Productivity™ has never looked this good. Rest is not weakness. Rest is feral self-care.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft, cozy throw blanket — gentle on hard days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold Chronically Feral™ graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for the couch, the bed, or wherever you land\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order — printed just for you by our trusted production partner 🖤\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInternational shipping available\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou’ve earned this. Rest is not weakness. Rest is feral self-care. 🐾🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eChronically Feral™ — because some days the bravest thing you do is stay warm and keep going. 🐾🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e💰 $2.00 CAD from every Chronically Feral™ Throw Blanket sold will be collected and donated to one designated chronic illness charity — before taxes, whether or not a formal partnership exists. Every time. No conditions. One charity per awareness collection will be chosen and publicly named — watch this space.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🖤 Community support resources for chronic illness warriors — ME\/CFS, Fibromyalgia, chronic pain, and beyond. (These organizations are listed for community support only — not as donation recipients.)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇨🇦 \u003cstrong\u003eChronic Pain Canada:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.chronicpaincanada.com\"\u003echronicpaincanada.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇨🇦 \u003cstrong\u003eME\/FM Action Network (Canada):\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.mefmaction.com\"\u003emefmaction.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇨🇦 \u003cstrong\u003eLupus Canada:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/lupuscanada.org\"\u003elupuscanada.org\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇨🇦 \u003cstrong\u003eMS Society of Canada:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/mscanada.ca\"\u003emscanada.ca\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇨🇦 \u003cstrong\u003eArthritis Society Canada:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/arthritis.ca\"\u003earthritis.ca\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eFibromyalgia Coalition International:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.fibrocoalition.org\"\u003efibrocoalition.org\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eSolve ME\/CFS Initiative:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/solvecfs.org\"\u003esolvecfs.org\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🌍 \u003cstrong\u003eThe Ehlers-Danlos Society (EDS):\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/ehlers-danlos.com\"\u003eehlers-danlos.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🌍 \u003cstrong\u003eDysautonomia International (POTS):\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/dysautonomiainternational.org\"\u003edysautonomiainternational.org\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🌍 \u003cstrong\u003eME Association (UK\/International):\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/meassociation.org.uk\"\u003emeassociation.org.uk\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eYou are not alone. You are still standing. 🖤\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003csmall\u003e\u003cem\u003eWhile Feral as Fhawk™ is not officially partnered with any of the organizations listed above, these causes are close to our hearts and we are fully committed to collecting and donating $2.00 CAD (before tax) from every applicable awareness product sold — whether a formal partnership exists or not. The organizations listed do not sponsor or endorse us in any way. We are actively working on a charitable giving policy to govern any future partnerships. All listed organizations are independent third parties provided for community support and informational purposes only. Feral as Fhawk™ receives no compensation from any organization listed. Donations are collected independently by Feral as Fhawk™ and are not tax-deductible to the purchaser. 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